20 Best Black Mirror Quotes Ever

“Heaven is a place on Earth” –  San Junipero

“You’re just a few ripples of you, there’s no history to you.” – Be Right Back

“So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want.” – Hang the DJ

“Pictures hang about on Google like a Gypsy fucking curse. There’s no cure for the Internet, you would never go away.” - Shut Up and Dance

“I wasn’t prepared for you, for wanting something” - San Junipero

“I know people. We love humiliation. We can’t not laugh.” - The National Anthem

“You are a top bird. I don’t know what that means, but I heard someone say it once and you’re it.” - Playtest

“You know, we give ourselves a bad rep, but we’re genuinely empathetic as a species.” - Men Against Fire

“Authenticity is in woefully short supply” - Fifteen Million Merits

“I’m sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.” - USS Callister

"Lunatic with production values. That's the worst kind." - Hated in the Nation

"Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code." - USS Callister

"Got our attention, as requested. What do you want to say?" - Fifteen Million Merits

"At this point, being bored by anything other than snow would be a relief." - White Christmas

"It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. But Jesus Christ, it felt good." - Nosedive

"I guess you deflowered me." - San Junipero

"It's like I've had a bad tooth for years and I'm just finally getting my tongue in there and I'm digging out all the rotten shit." - The Entire History of You

"And I shouldn't have drunk last night. Next time, could you try and stop me?" - Be Right Back

"I guess they were always like that underneath. Just needed the rules to change, for no-one to intervene." - White Bear

"You're not going to win, though." - The Waldo Moment

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