“Heaven is a place on Earth” – San Junipero
“You’re just a few ripples of you, there’s no history to you.” – Be Right Back
“So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want.” – Hang the DJ
“Pictures hang about on Google like a Gypsy fucking curse. There’s no cure for the Internet, you would never go away.” - Shut Up and Dance
“I wasn’t prepared for you, for wanting something” - San Junipero
“I know people. We love humiliation. We can’t not laugh.” - The National Anthem
“You are a top bird. I don’t know what that means, but I heard someone say it once and you’re it.” - Playtest
“You know, we give ourselves a bad rep, but we’re genuinely empathetic as a species.” - Men Against Fire
“Authenticity is in woefully short supply” - Fifteen Million Merits
“I’m sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.” - USS Callister
"Lunatic with production values. That's the worst kind." - Hated in the Nation
"Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code." - USS Callister
"Got our attention, as requested. What do you want to say?" - Fifteen Million Merits
"At this point, being bored by anything other than snow would be a relief." - White Christmas
"It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. But Jesus Christ, it felt good." - Nosedive
"I guess you deflowered me." - San Junipero
"It's like I've had a bad tooth for years and I'm just finally getting my tongue in there and I'm digging out all the rotten shit." - The Entire History of You
"And I shouldn't have drunk last night. Next time, could you try and stop me?" - Be Right Back
"I guess they were always like that underneath. Just needed the rules to change, for no-one to intervene." - White Bear
"You're not going to win, though." - The Waldo Moment