25 Best Breaking Bad Quotes


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In this list, we compiled a list of 25 best Breaking Bad quotes.

Go ahead and take a look below…they’ll be the best you ever had.

25. “Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.” – Walter White

24. “I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that.” – Walter White Jr.

23. “Scientists love lasers.” – Saul Goodman

22. “Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, Science!” – Jesse Pinkman

21. “We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.” – Jesse Pinkman

20. “If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work.” – Saul

19. “You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White

18. “You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever met. And you’re too stupid to see… he made up his mind ten minutes ago.” – Hank

17. “Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.” – Walter White

16. “The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.” – Saul Goodman

15. “Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It’s the government, jack.” – Jesse Pinkman

14. “I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.” – Saul Goodman

13. “Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what, 60? He’s just gonna break bad?” – Jesse Pinkman

12. “Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.” – Badger

11. “Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.” – Walter White

10. “You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy.” – Mike Ehrmantraut

9. “I mean, it’s just..it’s the constant, it’s the cycle. It’s solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It is fascinating, really.” – Walter White

8. “And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.” – Gustavo Fring

7. “I hide in plain sight, same as you.” – Gus Fring

6. “We’re done when I say we’re done” – Walter White

5. “I am the one who knocks.” – Walter White

4. “I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really…I was alive.” – Walter White

3. “I am not in danger, I am the danger.” – Walter White

2. “I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I’ve made choices.” – Walter White

1. “I won.” – Walter White


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